|finally a new one
||[Aug. 27th, 2009|11:49 pm]
LaughItUpEz: you should be a professional sky investigator
breakfastportal: i'm not sure where i'd sign up for that
breakfastportal: sky hut
breakfastportal: i want that though
LaughItUpEz: to go to sky hut?
LaughItUpEz: i'll take you
breakfastportal: i think you're hugging the bald-headed pork furniture.
breakfastportal: so to speak
LaughItUpEz: what the fuck
LaughItUpEz: habla englis por favor
breakfastportal: just an expression.. like 'pulling my chain'
breakfastportal: wait, how is that not english?
breakfastportal: you were.. hugging the bald-headed pork furniture.
LaughItUpEz: it's not english that i understand
breakfastportal: a bunch of people's grandpa's used to say that
LaughItUpEz: that sounds like a lie
LaughItUpEz: so basically you don't believe i'll take you?
breakfastportal: i don't think it's a real place
LaughItUpEz: you need to learn to trust me
breakfastportal: well now you're huffing the walrus
LaughItUpEz: you're making me want to drive there to smack you around
breakfastportal: i don't think i understand where that's coming from
LaughItUpEz: i don't know what huffing the walrus means, you're talking crazy
breakfastportal: it's really just an expression
breakfastportal: i just tried to use one that was more known that time
LaughItUpEz: you ever use pandora music or something like that
breakfastportal: i used it this one time
LaughItUpEz: just say what you mean and stop using crazy talk
LaughItUpEz: i'm using it for the first time and i'm liking it
breakfastportal: yeah, i remember it was kind of fun
LaughItUpEz: you're kind of fun
breakfastportal: after i used it a few times though, it was kind of cramming the leather sweet potatoes.
breakfastportal: aw thanks
LaughItUpEz: i take that back actually
LaughItUpEz: after that potato comment
LaughItUpEz: i can't even talk to you
breakfastportal: i wish i knew how to talk to you
breakfastportal: i didn't know there were so many rules
LaughItUpEz: just don't use crazy phrases, that's all
breakfastportal: hrm, i guess they're just kind of automatic
breakfastportal: i can try to stop
LaughItUpEz: hah, when i glanced at the screen i thought you wrote romantic
breakfastportal: is it okay that i didn't?
breakfastportal: oh okay, i don't know too much about that other word
LaughItUpEz: automatic or romantic?
breakfastportal: the one that you said
LaughItUpEz: you're not romantic billio?
breakfastportal: i dont think so
LaughItUpEz: that's a shame
LaughItUpEz: not many guys are
breakfastportal: i try i guess
breakfastportal: my idea of being romantic is punching the flesh fishbowl.
breakfastportal: most girls don't feel the same way
LaughItUpEz: most girls don't know what that means
breakfastportal: well, i doubt that
breakfastportal: i think they just choose to ignore it
breakfastportal: i added a word to the urban dictionary today
LaughItUpEz: what word is that
breakfastportal: meal banger
breakfastportal: it's just someone that has sex with food
LaughItUpEz: like yourself?
breakfastportal: well i gave an example
breakfastportal: Delores got home from work early and was looking forward to heating up the leftover spaghetti from the previous night... She walked into the kitchen to find her husband, Baxter, having sex with the leftover pasta... She shouted "you meal banger!" and proceeded to insert a piece of garlic bread in her vagina.
breakfastportal: i don't do it, but lots of people do
LaughItUpEz: i fear for your future wife/children